February 2012
591 posts
“I’m ashamed to say I lost another egg today due to menstruation. Sooo, do I...”
– best status on my newsfeed today!
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ethereal-eyes:
i need a strapless bra
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raspberryincense:
brandy - i wanna be down
I'm pretty sure today is gonna be one of those...
Someone teach me how to date!!!
notafraidofruins:
Dear ‘that big strain of feminism that is pretty much about allowing white middle class straight cis women to run with the white middle class straight cis men in the capitalist pursuit of fucking everyone else over,’ You’re tacky and I hate you
Day off. Pants off.
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chubbybychoice:
gabrielesque:
skyf0rge:
peregrint:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
a cave troll
ulfric stormcloak
ice king
ke$ha
a baby
my cat
the cast of glee
jar jar binks
tommy wiseau
nicolas...
something-bad asked: oh my god your blog <3 and your faces. hi. i love you. sdkjfhaskdfjh.
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donotcallmeashley:
hey do y’all ever walk by a mirror and think “I am the prettiest person that ever dared to be pretty”
because I do
i will now.
Had a Four Loko before class...
Bad idea
Had a Four Loko before class...
the2ndsaint:
nerdpoet:
Bad idea
Oh so very bad.
Oh Michael! You don’t even know. My professor is discussing statistics and using multisyllabic words.
My head is spinning.
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Unfuck All the Things
unfuckyourhabitat:
girlunlocked:
Do you remember a show called Dead Like Me? I remember Dead Like Me. What I particularly remember, other than Mandy Patinkin and reapers and all that, was a character named Dolores Herbig. As in “her big brown eyes.”
Dolores was an office manager. She was highly organized. And in her off hours she ran a webcam site called Getting Things Done with Dolores....
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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I love my culture.
So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
ravzilla:
virtutethecat:
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virtutethecat:
cliffordthecorrupt:
Oh my god. I will never have to go to my own music tag ever again.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
this rules
For real, though. This is the best thing because now I can just sit here for the rest of my life and listen to all of the music I REALLY love.
oh shit this is music porn, boner alert!
My religion forbids dumbass white men from...
thepoliticalpartygirl:
Where’s my religious freedom?
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Things have taken a horrible turn on Tiny Chat
juicyjacqulyn:
…..or wonderful?
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fattypolitic replied to your photo: I want pizza
I want Chinese. :(
ooh i’m considering Chinese as an alternative!
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vikkiisagenderneutralname reblogged your post: vikkiisagenderneutralname reblogged your photo: I…
NO IT’S A THREAT wait this doesn’t make sense backwards but yes I make great pizzas and I’ll make you one.
bring on the cheesy goodness!!!
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vikkiisagenderneutralname reblogged your photo: I want pizza
Hi you have a nice face. I’ll make you pizza!
Hey friend, is that a promise?
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markaragnos:
We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sport, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough.
We’re terrified of body hair on women though.
You know when you like the theory of someone....
And then you try to turn them into the fantasy person you created. Fail.
“If any of you don’t like gays or women or blacks, please leave us the fuck...”
– Kurt Cobain (via tryinggtoevolve)
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
graham-bailey:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a...
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